CLAY INTO THE KILN!

A ROASTING FROM JOHN!

Clay Aiken's commitment to his task this week was outstanding! He did most of the work, making decisions on his feet, and improvising directions which should have been the job of the project manager...Lisa Lampanelli. Lisa was way too busy shopping for outdated clothing....which the judges didn't like anyway. I was sure Clay was going to spill the beans in the boardroom...but he kept his honour...this time.

Once again, John "it's all about the money" Rich was savage and cunning in his questioning of Clay's performance and  fundraising skills. At one point, Clay was left gobsmacked.....like he had tried to fart silently, then followed through.

I think you're Donald's favourite, Mr. Aiken...but it sure looks like he was pointing at you for the next firing!

Don't forget to bring in an apple next time.

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CLAY AIKEN

RUNNER-UP AGAIN?

Clay's secret fantasy...don't think there is one...it's all out in the open.

Clay was playing it cool...but now his cover is blown!

He's not the darling we thought he was...but rather a shrewd and sometimes ruthless competitor.

His mind never stops as he weighs up his competition. He's crafty and cunning.

Some good ideas from Clay....and good performances. He stood up to Penn, which was admirable. He can dodge Lisa's poisoned arrows...just barely...she tolerates him just like a female black widow allows the male to enter her domain....for one purpose...to create more Lisa! 

His fifties/sixties jingle was bland and forgettable...like a free movie.

Clay...you're hired!

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