Showing posts with label Lisa Lampanelli. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lisa Lampanelli. Show all posts

Monday, 7 May 2012

CRYING WOLF!

LISA LAMPANELLI

Gone...but most certainly not forgotten!
Lisa's firing came as a huge shock! Fired for crying? Ruthless!
 I thought she had escaped judgement when her team won this week's task. I say team because there were two members...but Clay was left holding the baby and did most of the work while Lisa went shopping for what turned out to be old-fashioned clothing. If their team had lost, then I'm sure Clay was ready to throw her under the bus.
While being interviewed by John Rich and Marlee Matlin, Lisa was surprisingly charming as she defended her emotional outbursts. It didn't work. John Rich was the master returning to the house, only to find it full of ripped-up furniture....and Lisa, the big bad wolf, sitting alone in the middle of it trying to look so innocent.

Saturday, 5 May 2012

LISA LAMPANELLI

LISA LAMPOONELLI

Lisa's secret fantasy...To hog tie all of the contestants, throw them in a heap, then dance around them naked singing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts"
Lisa...wow!
I'm wearing a bullet-proof vest as I write this because I believe that her malice can reach me as I sit here...shaking!
I'd like to give her a hug and tell her it's ok to be nice, but it's impossible to do that to someone who's wrapped in barbed wire.
Her ideas are and plentiful, as are her bouts of pouting and savagery. She criticized Dayana for always wanting centre stage but she is actually gutted when she's not front and centre.
Working with Lisa..you guys may as well throw yourselves "under the bus" and save her the trouble.
Very clever, very talented and hard working. Compelling to watch...but...
Lisa.....you're fired! 

WHO'S GONNA WIN?