FINAL - CLAY AIKEN

AIKEN'S HEARTACHIN'

The task...Fund raising gala with entertainment, and to create a short public service announcement for their chosen charity.

Aided by his chosen teammates, Aubrey, Debbie, Penn, and Dee, Clay sets out to produce the best video and raise the most money. 

He has his finger in every pie and must taste it before giving his consent...much to the frustration of his teammates! Everyone gave it their best effort but were hampered by Clay's nit-picking and anxiety. Penn came up with the best concept and was hesitantly given approval. Debbie was in charge of the music segment...can't imagine why...I don't remember any of her stuff! Aubrey would have been the best choice....eye candy, fresh.

Way too much time was wasted trying to find a suitable outdoor location to shoot video and audio. All of this should have been done in the studio...green screen, sound quality, containment.

Looks like he muzzled a lot of his teammates....A real shame 'cos a lot of creativity and talent was wasted.

Better raise a whole whack of cash Mr. Aiken....'cos that's all that's gonna be in your favour.

Better bring a big apple into the boardroom!

Clay Aiken - Headless chicken.

Nobody picked Aubrey to be on their team. She was snubbed...almost discounted. She only ended up on Clay's team by default. Understandable really. It is very hard for Clay to see clearly when he has his head buried so far up his own arse.

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CLAY INTO THE KILN!

A ROASTING FROM JOHN!

Clay Aiken's commitment to his task this week was outstanding! He did most of the work, making decisions on his feet, and improvising directions which should have been the job of the project manager...Lisa Lampanelli. Lisa was way too busy shopping for outdated clothing....which the judges didn't like anyway. I was sure Clay was going to spill the beans in the boardroom...but he kept his honour...this time.

Once again, John "it's all about the money" Rich was savage and cunning in his questioning of Clay's performance and  fundraising skills. At one point, Clay was left gobsmacked.....like he had tried to fart silently, then followed through.

I think you're Donald's favourite, Mr. Aiken...but it sure looks like he was pointing at you for the next firing!

Don't forget to bring in an apple next time.

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TAP DANCING?

ARSENIO'S JOY!

I'm sure Arsenio's feet were dancing with joy under the table when Teresa was fired! Although she tried to throw him under the bus, he remained relatively calm...despite the fact that a few telltale wisps of smoke erupted from his ears.

His interviews with Marlee Matlin and John Rich....both went fairly well but left him feeling a little uneasy...as though he'd walked into the room with his fly undone and noticed it too late!

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